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9 Funny But True Facts About The Human Pen!s

The most important feature that distinguishes a man from a woman is his private part, or his Pen1s. The human pen1s has a lot of history which people are oblivious to, If you think because you’re a guy and you own a pen1s and that makes you a pen1s expert then think again because here are some pen1s facts I’m sure you never knew of.

1. DEAD PEOPLE CAN GET ERECTIONS
Yes, you read that right. This occurrence has been recorded in history and is called “angel lust” or “death erection.” Death erection often occurs to people who die from hanging, whether by suicide or as a means of execution. Death erection is caused by the noose applying pressure to the cerebellum, which stimulates the right nerves, and provokes an erection.

2. FETUSES ALSO GET ERECTIONS TOO
Yes, inside a woman’s womb. While pregnant. Fetal erections are, apparently, caused by testosterone surges within a little guy’s body.

3. ALL P3NISES START OUT AS CL1TORIS
Don’t give me that look. All penises started as a clitor1s; while the fetus is developing inside the mother’s womb, the body develops this area as a clitor1s, until your Y chromosome triggers the right sex hormones to cause it to develop into a pen1s.

4.CIRCUMCISED GUYS HAVE LESS CHANCES OF GETTING HIV
The foreskin contains an abundant number of Langerhans cells, which are easily infected by HIV. Not a reason to be careless.

5. HUMANS ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS WHO LACK PEN1S BONES
Yes, there is such a thing. For those who have just encountered this fact, get this: all other placental mammals possess a pen1s bone, which assists in prolonged sexual intercourse. As humans evolved, we somehow lost this skeletal feature, since our more advanced *and selective* mating behavior dictates that we won’t need one anymore. Just imagine how long you could last if we still had penis bones.

6. THE HUMAN PEN1S USE TO HAVE SPINES
This is another feature lost to many years of evolution. Penile spines, like those found in domestic cats, serve to stimulate ovulation during withdrawal *after intercourse*, with the secondary role of scraping the semen of previous copulations. We lost this because our species tends to find more permanent mates, and we grew less promiscuous–than cats, that is. And yeah, it did kind of make intercourse painful for females.

7 . SOME PEOPLE HAVE TWO PEN1SES
You might have heard or read about that guy from Reddit—and we can tell you that he’s not kidding. There’s a rare condition called Diphallia, where a guy can develop two functioning penises! Talk about lucky?

8. THE PEN1S CAN BREAK
Despite our species losing the penis bone, the human penis is still prone to breakage, either from an injury or from rough sex. This is often serious and requires immediate medical attention.

9. SIZE ACTUALLY MATTERS
Especially for men themselves, who tend to be conscious about the size of their pen1s. The global size average falls in the 3-4 inch mark, with extremes falling to North Korea, producing the shortest average penile length measuring a mere 3.8 inches, and the African Republic of Congo, which bags the top penile length average with a whopping 7.1 inches!.. they must probably skip Nigeria in the survey out of fear of terrorists because if they did we would have beaten Congo in size.

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